| vBulletin from DOA: |
[04 Sep 2006|02:40pm] |
"It has come to our attention that screencaps will be posted of private information that was stolen from a secured area on the forum that only Mods can access. The forum will be taken down and remain down until that information is taken down. Any further posting of that information will result in the termination of DoA permanently."
Weird. Anyone know what the hell is up with this? Drama, drama, drama.
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[02 Sep 2006|07:32pm] |
The more I try to do lighting, the worse my pictures look. Personally, I think I had an easier and far more productive time when I was just working with a regular table lamp. In any case, some pictures of Ava in her new kimono made by me...kimono attempt #3 to be exact, which turned out unlike #1 did and is better than #2-the yellow one. Hmm, yes and it's alot shorter in the hem department..special request from the resin girl. Ton o' pics under cut.
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[28 Aug 2006|08:17pm] |
Tell me why it is
That when I look in your eyes
I run out of words...
xposted to DOA
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| Don't be a Square, Daddy-O |
[18 Jul 2006|08:53pm] |
Ava got a new wig and guitar today, among other things, and wanted to show them off. Excuse the crap-tastic mix of natural and indoor lighting. It was too damn hot to close the window.
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| Nude |
[30 Apr 2006|01:44pm] |
Here's a couple of Ava, she's in the buff. I played around with Photoshop a bit since I don't have a vast variation of backgrounds. Enjoy!
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| SPAM |
[04 Mar 2006|09:17pm] |
You can't blame me for spamming...you really can't! Ava's my first non-tiny...so really, I cannot be blamed for the amount of spam I'm about to inflict on you.
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| Reaping the Rewards. |
[27 Dec 2005|07:23pm] |
I got my package from Minnaloushe. That girl certainly does have style.
I'm thinking that this being nice thing really does pay off.
I wanted to take a relaxing bath and play with demonic duck; but the girl told me I can't actually take a bath.
So instead, I glared a whole right through the middle of her head.
While I did that she insisted on taking pictures of me in nothing but my underoos. Jerk.
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| Happy Thanksgiving |
[24 Nov 2005|04:51pm] |
Bear and I really don't understand the politics and purpose behind Thanksgiving day; but we invite you to come and join in on the festivities anyway.
Ahh, smell the aroma of the defeated beast set before you!
I killed...*ahem* prepared it myself.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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| Christmas Assault |
[03 Nov 2005|06:36am] |
I was sitting around last night when all of a sudden the girl walks up and hands me a tree.
What the hell is this all about?
GIRL: It's time I told you about christmas.
What's with the shrubbery?
GIRL: At christmas time, people go out and cut down trees or buy them and decorate them.
What?
GIRL: Don't ask me, I'm not a historical expert on the subject. I'm just here to tell you what goes on.
GIRL: Then there's all the baking, cocoa consumption, singing...
For what?
GIRL: Well, some people believe that Christmas is a religious holiday. Some don't; but they celebrate it anyway. That's too complicated for you so we'll pass on it for this year.
GIRL: Then there's all the shopping to cover. That starts...on Black Friday aka The Day After Thanksgiving sales.
Thanksgiving?
GIRL: We'll cover it later...
GIRL: If you're lucky, it'll snow before then and you can wear your cute little earmuffs!
So what do you do with the shopping? What about the shopping? SHOPPING!?
GIRL: You buy gifts to give people.
Why?
GIRL: It's generally a peace on earth and good will toward men thing.
What about women?
GIRL: Us too.
Will I get gifts?
GIRL: Yep, and if you're good...Santa Clause will come for you.
Come for me? He's going to claw me to death?
GIRL: No, he'll leave you gifts; but only if you're good...
*ponders*
TEDDY!
GIRL: *sigh*
So...if I'm good, I'll get gifts?
GIRL: And if you're bad...you'll get coal.
*Should I change my evil ways?*
When is this Christmas?
GIRL: December 24th & 25th.
And if I'm good until then, I'll get gifts?
GIRL: Correct.
*ponder*
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| Address Unknown |
[30 Oct 2005|04:54pm] |
What are you doing?
Evangeline: Writing a letter.
To whom?
Evangeline: *stare*
You do realize that you have to have a person to send it to, right?
Evangeline: But...but I thought that you just put it in the mail and I'd get a letter back?
No, you have to have someone to write to. You need an address. You don't even have stamps.
Evangeline: YOU NEVER TEACH ME ANYTHING! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
*wince/duck*
You could write a letter to me...I would write you back.
Evangeline: Would you?
Yes, and I promise I'll start teaching you more things.
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| Ice Queen |
[30 Oct 2005|04:53am] |
I really like this dress even though it looks like it's choking me.
Feel the icy blast of my cold heart, fools!
Supposedly, there's this holiday called Christmas coming up that's even bigger than Halloween. The girl told me that she'd explain how it all works today. I really hope there's more candy involved.
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| The Silent Treatment |
[30 Oct 2005|04:34am] |
Hey, Evan...cute dress. Are you having a party today?
Evangeline: *silence*
So...can I join your little shindig?
Evangeline: *silence*
I see you invited your little bear friend. You never did tell me his name...
Evangeline: *silence*
Evangeline: Would you like a piece of cake?
Yes, I would, thank you.
Evangeline: Oh, what's that? You're stuffed? I see...well, I'll be sure to send some home with you then.
Evangeline: It's alright...it's plastic anyhow. I can't seem to get any real food around here. All I want is a DAMN burrito; but no...
Evangeline: Yes, I know...she is, isn't she? *snicker*
Ahh, I get it...the silent treatment.
Eeeevaaangeeeliiine? You realize that the silent treatment doesn't work if the person doesn't know what they did wrong, don't you?
Evangeline: Oh...I'm sorry. I didn't notice you there. Would you like some cake too?
Indeed, I would.
Evangeline! Don't you DARE throw that cake at me!
Look, if you tell me what's wrong, we can fix it.
Come on...talk to me.
Evangeline: You've been thinking about getting another doll.
Ahh, I see.
Even if I ever did....you'll always be my first and that means that you're special. Not to mention, that I'll never get another tiny so you'll always be the only one.
Evangeline: *snicker* THAT'S not IT! *dies laughing* I just don't want to share my clothes!
*sigh*
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| Happy Halloween... |
[30 Oct 2005|04:23am] |
Evangeline insisted on being some sort of animal for halloween so I found her a leopard costume. I've explained halloween to her several times over the past few weeks; but I'm still not quite sure she understood the concept. I should have known something was up when she insisted on a themed photoshoot today and specifically requested that it "be posted all over the internet."
I'm glad you wanted to do a photoshoot today. Usually, I have to bribe you with toys or clothes.
Evangeline: Yeah, sure...which side do you think is my best side?
Both sides are fine.
Evangeline: Just fine? I strive for greatness. These pictures MUST be perfect!
Why do I have a feeling that you have a hidden agenda?
Evangeline: What's an agenda?
Don't play dumb with me, missy!
Evangeline: FINE! You told me that halloween meant getting candy. I thought,"Why go door to door when I can have people SEND candy to me?"
I knew you were up to something.
Evangeline: Now, when you make this posted all over the 'net, make sure to include that paypal button thingy so everyone can paypal me some candy!
*hysterics*
Evangeline: Why are you laughing at me?
Because you can't paypal CANDY!
Evangeline: I hate you!
Here's some candy. There, all better?
Evangeline: No, I want more!
You can have two, that's it. Otherwise, you'll rot your teeth out. Besides, to you those are about the size of a pie compared to a regular human.
EVANGELINE! NO!
Evangeline: And just what are you going to do about it? You're hands are full of camera!
Aww, does poor little Evangeline have a tummy ache? Serves you right. I hope you learned your lesson....
(probably not)
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| is it summer yet? |
[11 Sep 2005|04:20pm] |
when i finally woke up sometime around noon today, i was more than ready to hit the beach; but the human girl informed me that summer was just now ending and it was actually going to be winter soon. luckily for me, she dug out a huge book of scenic places and we had a photoshoot with a florida under the sea backdrop.
i totally look like a young marilyn monroe.
anyway, she talked me into a winter shoot as well. so i picked out a snowy backdrop and some fancy snow bunny duds. (i think that i'm starting to actually LIKE photoshoots....nothing wrong with being the center of attention)
i think i'm going to look into a modeling career after all...
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| morning? |
[11 Sep 2005|04:08pm] |
she woke me up at the butt crack of dawn this morning. well, not THAT early; but i am most definately not a morning person, as you can see...
she was laughing at me, saying that i looked like an alien without my wig on. i wouldn't tolerate this clown behavior.
so i reached under my mattress....
and pulled out my HUGE screwdriver for just such occasions.
that should teach her.
lesson learned: evangeline is NOT a morning person.
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| from korea...with love |
[10 Sep 2005|04:52pm] |
i arrived from korea on saturday morning and she didn't even have the decency to be home...so i spent yet another weekend inside my cardboard and bubblewrap prison down at the local post office. i suppose it was wednesday, assume because notdoll so kindly forgot to equip me with a calendar, when she finally came to pick me up.
however, she left me in the box for another hour! i could hear her and another human talking about me as if i weren't even there. the pure rudeness of her cut through me....what a bitch!
finally, i heard her tearing at the tape and cardboard. i thought,"this is it! my new home...it had better be nice, damnit." she threw aside all the wigs and clothing and pulled me out, examining me. i guess she decided i was a keeper because she didn't throw me back in the box.
although, she DID force me into this atrocious lady bug number. on a high note, she did put underwear on me even though i UNintentionally kicked her within minutes of my escape. (i swear, it was totally unintentional...i just like doing the running man.)
she lovingly put my pink wig on my bald little head though and i decided that she wasn't half bad.
i went to work with her that day where she showed me off to all her coworkers and the kids. luckily for me, this human has enough sense to tell the kids HANDS OFF!
at least she listens to me, when we got home i told her that i loathed the lady bug getup and she and i went through all the clothes she bought for me...JUST FOR ME! and i picked out a pink dress that wasn't half bad.
i must admit though...she did put alot of thought into having me. she even made me a little make shift bed for now. i'll admit it...it's comfy and she was thoughtful enough to make me a blanket and matching pillows.
she also promised to make me a beanbag chair. i'm getting really tired of not having a place of my own to sit.
AND!! she's letting me buy a car even though i'm too young to drive! after she gets paid again we'll get it which will all be part of a little shopping spree she's promised me.
(honestly, i really want a house and some beer in my fridge...that's all i ask)
anyway, since she's so nice to me i decided to be nice to her and let her take some pictures.
here's my favorites:
i think life here will be pretty good after all.
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