I'm glad you wanted to do a photoshoot today. Usually, I have to bribe you with toys or clothes.
Evangeline: Yeah, sure...which side do you think is my best side?
Both sides are fine.
Evangeline: Just fine? I strive for greatness. These pictures MUST be perfect!
Why do I have a feeling that you have a hidden agenda?
Evangeline: What's an agenda?
Don't play dumb with me, missy!
Evangeline: FINE! You told me that halloween meant getting candy. I thought,"Why go door to door when I can have people SEND candy to me?"
I knew you were up to something.
Evangeline: Now, when you make this posted all over the 'net, make sure to include that paypal button thingy so everyone can paypal me some candy!
Evangeline: Why are you laughing at me?
Because you can't paypal CANDY!
Evangeline: I hate you!
Here's some candy. There, all better?
Evangeline: No, I want more!
You can have two, that's it. Otherwise, you'll rot your teeth out. Besides, to you those are about the size of a pie compared to a regular human.
Evangeline: And just what are you going to do about it? You're hands are full of camera!
Aww, does poor little Evangeline have a tummy ache? Serves you right. I hope you learned your lesson....